For the anon who wanted to see my crack. Here you go.
because kristen and crista had NO IDEA what he was doing…
Why was my arm/hand allowed to get THAT close to his naked butt?
fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)
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I need a job. Or a hobby.
“You don’t come back in here until you’ve apologized to every person in this room, Because you just exercised a freedom that none of these people of color have. When these people of color get tired of racism, they can’t just walk out, because there’s no place in this country where they aren’t going to be exposed to racism. They can’t even stay in their own homes and not be exposed to racism if they turn on their television. But you, as a white female, when you get tired of being judged and treated unfairly on the basis of your eye color, you can walk out that door, and you know it won’t happen out there. You exercised a freedom they don’t have. If you’re going to be in here you’re going to apologize to every person of color in this room. And do it now.”
“I’m sorry there’s racism in this country—
“BULLSHIT! No, you’re not going to say ‘I’m sorry there’s racism.’ You’re going to apologize for what YOU just did.”
“I will not apologize because it’s not a matter of race always—”
“OUT.”
Jane Elliot is a champ.
Meet Rex. Rex Manning.
Mélanie Laurent - Everything You’re Not Supposed to Be (feat. Damien Rice)
It’s so beautiful
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- My sister on Sky Burger: So...If I'm the CEO, why am i still making burgers?
Hey, Beaver, come on
When you feel alone
Just pick up that phone
And I’ll be there to share my
Ice cream cone
We’ll lick it side-by-side
And deep inside you’ll know before the day is done
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
They’re twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one
You’re my favorite beaver
Space Teens are forever
Don’t forget to do your homework
Cause math’s cool!
Share a root beer float
And learn about how friendship
Weighs a metric ton
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
They’re twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one…..
There are so many things that kill me about this video every time I see it, without fail.
- the deadpan, completely apathetic look on the kid’s face - the entire time, not just while he was touching his weiner, which is fucked up enough
- the soft, acoustic music playing in the background, like little Ricky went through the trouble to put on his Iron & Wine CD before laying in bed fully-clothed and jerking it
- his mom’s mechanized, monotone reaction, like she’d memorized that speech from his third birthday onward and went into his room every day with the expectation of finding her creepy son with the dead face jerking off in his bed
OH MY GOD FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO…………
make love not war
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